So picture this: I’m cruising down the road, minding my own business, when out of nowhere, Mr. Magoo decides to change lanes, without even a care in the world! Now, I know what you’re thinking, it’s totally not their fault for neglecting basic driving skills like checking mirrors and blind spots. Oh no, it’s clearly my fault for daring to occupy the space they had their sights set on. My bad.
I mean, who needs to use those fancy reflective surfaces we call mirrors anyway? They’re just there for decoration, right? And blind spots? Pfft, those are for mere mortals who lack the superhuman ability to see through solid objects. Clearly, our fearless lane-switcher possesses this unique skill, which I can only assume comes from years of honing their telepathic abilities.
Let’s not forget that lane-changing is a sacred ritual that can only be performed by the chosen few. Who am I to question the right of someone to switch lanes without so much as a glance? I should have known better than to assume that my mere presence in the adjacent lane would be enough to deter their maneuver.
In fact, I should feel honored to have been a part of their epic lane-changing adventure. It’s like being a side character in a blockbuster movie, except instead of saving the world, I get to play the role of oblivious sedan, narrowly avoiding disaster thanks to quick reflexes.
Oh, and let’s not overlook the fact that turn signals are just an urban legend. BMW drivers know this all too well. Why bother letting other drivers know your intentions when you can keep them on their toes, right? It’s like a real-life game of Russian roulette, but with cars!
Just remember: the next time someone cuts you off because they couldn’t be bothered to check their mirrors and blind spots, remember to thank them graciously for the adrenaline rush. After all, life is nothing without a little excitement, and what better way to experience it than in the form of a near-death experience on the open road?
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